How to get on the Weasel Board

First question you should ask yourself, is why do I want to get on the Weasel Board?

Are you a Weasel? If not, you don't want to try to get on, because you won't be admitted.

Do you want to get tons of e-mails and a lot of personal drama/venting from people you hardly know? If not, don't bother to apply.

Do you take abuse well? Weasels tend to shit down your neck at the drop of a hat and for little reason. If you don't mind abuse you might be a candidate for Weaseldom

Do you have a yahoo address? Are you willing to fill out all the information in the profile? We only admit Weasels in good standing. If you don't fill out the profile, and I don't know you personally, you won't get on the list. You will just be rejected out of hand, much as the rest of your life has gone.


  1. If you are a Weasel, affiliated with an existing Weasel Chapter.
  2. If you don't mind getting tons of stupid emails from peole you barely know.
  3. Don't mind abuse from strangers
  4. And you have an yahoo address and have filled it out completly with information on the Weasels Chapter that you are affiliated with

Then you may apply for membership below. If you don't qualify, please don't waste my time.

Kit Maira

Weasels USA


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